The Birds!

I walk to and from work everyday (yeah environment!) and I pass Andy Livingston Park. Or, as I like to call it, "Crackhead Bushpeople Park". Anyway, I'm walking along and I hear these very angry sounding crowes. I look over and see two crowes strafing some cracked out guy (whom I will now call Tippi) who in turn, is yelling at, giving the finger to and waving his fist at the birds. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! How many of you can honestly say you've seen someone flip the bird to a bird? Anyway, these two upstanding avian citizens drove Tippi out of the park, across the sidewalk and across the three-lane road before they left him alone! How can it be that two birds are more effective than the police at patrolling this park? I think the city of Vancouver should put them on the payroll. I may just toss them some crackers as a reward on my way home today.